Saturday, February 11, 2006

Get your Laissze-Faire

Doesn't our government have something better to do with their time?!?!?

Latest conspiracy uncovered - as of January 2006:

Is it possible that the government has controlled the speed of the turning plate in the bottom of the microwave?!?! I have timed a number of these wunder-devices and they all, ALL!, spin at one rotation every 20 seconds.

Try it and see for yourself. Big Brother controls my popcorn!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

1 comment:

Wynteria said...

paranoid much?
though its not paranoia if they really are messing with your microwave. hmmm...